- Dark humor meets sweet tooth logic this edgy design is for those who like their jokes borderline, their candy visible, and their sarcasm fully loaded.
- Street smarts, sugar standards, and a suspicious mind this design is proof that even bad decisions deserve clear terms.
- 16 x 16 bag with two 14 long and 1 wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
- Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
- All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
- Spot clean/dry clean only.
For those who appreciate their comedy with a side of candy-coated chaos, this design delivers a hilarious punchline with just the right dose of suspicion. I Gotta See The Candy First Then I Get In The Van is the perfect mix of edgy, absurd, and oddly responsible.
- Package Dimensions : 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
- Date First Available : May 14, 2025
- Manufacturer : merch_template
