I Gotta See The Candy First Then I Get In The Van Tote Bag

I Gotta See The Candy First Then I Get In The Van Tote Bag

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  • Dark humor meets sweet tooth logic this edgy design is for those who like their jokes borderline, their candy visible, and their sarcasm fully loaded.
  • Street smarts, sugar standards, and a suspicious mind this design is proof that even bad decisions deserve clear terms.
  • 16 x 16 bag with two 14 long and 1 wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
  • Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
  • All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
  • Spot clean/dry clean only.


For those who appreciate their comedy with a side of candy-coated chaos, this design delivers a hilarious punchline with just the right dose of suspicion. I Gotta See The Candy First Then I Get In The Van is the perfect mix of edgy, absurd, and oddly responsible.



  • Package Dimensions : 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
  • Date First Available : May 14, 2025
  • Manufacturer : merch_template

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